after a long day at the crusty krab, squidward was finally able to return home. with spongebob constantly annoying him and working all day for minimal pay squidward was frustrated. he sighed, throwing his hat on the ground and stomping to his room. this frustration was turning into sexual frustration, squidward needed a release.
he plopped himself on his bed, throwing his pants in the nearest corner. his mouth was slightly agape as he place his dripping, rock hard co*ck in his hand. he brushed his thumb over the tip, . he moved his hand from the tip down his shaft, lubing it in precum.
squidward started stroking himself, inhaling sharply through his teeth. his tentacle going faster and faster as he whimpered. this pleasure was on cut short as an annoying laughter arrupted from his living room. his eyebrows furrowed as he put his pants back on.
“spongebob get OUT of my HOUSE” squidward yelled angrily.
“geez squidward i just wanted yo know if you wanted to go jelly fishing with me. patrick is still asleep“
“i don’t care, i have other things to do-“
“i think you’ve got something dripping from your pocket squidward”
squidward looked down , his face flushing as he realized his precum was leaking from his pants. spongebob pulled out a napkin.
“don’t worry squidward! i’ll get it for you!”
spongebob kneeling down and started rubbing the spot with his napkin, right on squidwards tip. squidward bit his lip, still looking at spongebob
“no-no just get out..”
“what’s the matter squi…..”
squidward knew it had finally hit spongebob. his face was becoming more and more flushed by the second. spongebob was also turning red, but he knew he had to take this chance, he’d liked squidward for a long time, and an offer like this was too good to pass up. with a burst of confidence he grabbed squidwards arm and dragged him to his bedroom.
“s-spongebob?! where- what are you doing?!”
spongebob pushed squidward on the bed seductively and kneeled down, looking up at squidward. “is this.. ok..?” he shyly asked. squidward paused in shock and nodded. spongebob then pulled down squidwards pants, exposing his dripping co*ck yet again, even harder this time. he anxiously took squidwards length in his hands, pumping it and licking his lips. he licked squidwards warm red tip sucking on it and leaving a kiss before going down further.
“haaa.. mmm.. s-spongebob…”
spongebob took squidwards co*ck down his throat, looking up at squidward with half lidded eyes, which aroused him even more.
squidward threw his head back, moaning.
“AGH fu…ck… ngh~”
spongebob started deepthroat und squidward rapidly, earning many more moans from him. squidward clutched his sheets and buckled his hips.
“spongebob ahh~ i’m gonna cum..”
spongebob kept sucking. squidward curled his toes rolling his eyes back as he released into spongebob’s mouth. spongebob pulled off and swallowed squidwards seed, licking his lips afterwards.
“i hope this can make up for at least some of the annoying stuff i’ve-“
suddenly squidward heard something break to his right. he turned towards where it was coming from and saw a huge man standing in front of his now broken window.
“what the hell? shaq?”
squidward pulled his pants up and stood up in both amazement and confusion.
“come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth” shaq sexily exclaimed.
he took off his shirt, running his hand down his body dancing. he then took his phone out of his pocket and started playing billie jean by micheal jackson. shaq continued to strip, pulling off his pants and underwear. he thrusted into the air multiple times. each time staying a micheal jackson fact. he sat on the bed and motioned for spongebob to come over.
“ride me” he whisper seductively into spongebob’s ear.
spongebob blushed and obeyed. stripping and positioning himself on shaqs huge co*ck. squidward angrily rushed over.
“how… how dare you… TRY TO TAKE MY MAN!”
he dove at spongebob, pushing him off. then looked at shaq who was now standing. squidward punched him, breaking his nose. shaw doubled over in pain. squidward rushed over to his nightstand and injected shaq with his emergency horse tranquilizer, knocking him out.
“spongebob, you’ve been a very bad sponge…”
squidward then opened his mouth wide enough to fit spongebob and swallowed him whole.
“squidward! it.. it’s dark in here! and hot!”
“mmm.. you feel so good in my stomach, spongebob. your body feels so good inside of me. so perfect. so square… makes me wanna cum again”
squidward started to jerk himself off with spongebob in him.
